Quirky Corn Lover T-Shirts

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

The Rural Bidet...

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Power breakfast.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Price Denialism

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"