Comedic Corn Lover T-Shirts

'Your mother's having hot flashes. Now watch the movie, be quiet, and enjoy your snack.'

baby sweetcorn...

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

The Rural Bidet...

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Candy Corn Dracula

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"