Comedic Corn Lover Pillows

baby sweetcorn...

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal