Quirky Corn Lover Pillows

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

The Rural Bidet...

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Cafe offers corn several ways.