Cereal Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Who ate all the dots?"

Bruh Flakes

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'He kept having a pop at me and I just snapped!' (Snap, crackle & pop characters).

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

"This whole Latino food marketing is getting out of control. People don't blindly fall for marketing gimmicks!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

baby sweetcorn...

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

The Aisle

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes