Sugar Fanatic Prints

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Bear at a vending machine

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'll have dessert first."