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"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Today's special... donuts.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'