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'Yeah, but it will always be tainted. ... Billy was on a sugar rush when he hit most of his home runs.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Today's special... donuts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.