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'Yeah, but it will always be tainted. ... Billy was on a sugar rush when he hit most of his home runs.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'