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"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Of course I've grown! What am I? An elf?!'

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

"You're losing your everything."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Elf-Help Group

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

High energy drinks

Celebrating can be a vicious cycle.

"Don't look left or right!"

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'Money? What money? You told me to raid the ice cream shop, and this is the loot!'

"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."