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"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

"You're losing your everything."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

High energy drinks

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Celebrating can be a vicious cycle.

"Closed. Out to fast."

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'Money? What money? You told me to raid the ice cream shop, and this is the loot!'

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."