Sugar Rush Adventurer Gifts

"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

"You're losing your everything."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

High energy drinks

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

Celebrating can be a vicious cycle.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'Money? What money? You told me to raid the ice cream shop, and this is the loot!'

"Closed. Out to fast."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."