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"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."