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"Don't look left or right!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"