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"Don't look left or right!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.