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'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Dressed as Sweets