Dough Devotee Pillows

One-track mind

"How are we on bread?"

Baker

baker: 'I don't worry about retirement. Every week I put away a little dough.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

I bake my own bread.

Baking

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Doughboy Dad

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Doughnut Making

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Cheese Pile