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"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Cookie Surveillance

Vampire Bat

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A complimentary biscuit

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Bat

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

Bakery - say it with flour.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

A dog biscuit

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"The chef recommends butter."

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

"We met over the holidays."