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Fish Thieves

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Bat

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The art of fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"