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'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Happy Easter

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Love Birds love dancing together

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"Which one's yours?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Stockwell's day

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Ditto

"Spring Chicken"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Peacock on skateboard

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Great set of pipes!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman