Bait Bandit Admirer Gifts

Fish Thieves

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bat

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The art of fishing.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'