Bait Bandit Appreciator Gifts

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"You know very well what fish!"

The Specimen Hunter

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The art of fishing.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"It looks delicious."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

I brake for worms

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'