Bait Bandit Appreciator Gifts

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"You know very well what fish!"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The art of fishing.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'