Bait Bargain Hunter Gifts

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

SALE

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Will work for ETFs

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Fish talking about fisherman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"