Mystery Bait Hunter Gifts

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"It looks delicious."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I brake for worms

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"Just the bait, please."

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

Painting of hand pointing,

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

The Mystery Deepens

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"