Mystery Bait Hunter Gifts

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

I brake for worms

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Just the bait, please."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

Painting of hand pointing,

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

The Mystery Deepens

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'