Mystery Hunters Gifts

'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

A boy acting suspiciously

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Quantum Psychic

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Bigfoot tracks...

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'