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'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

A boy acting suspiciously

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Quantum Psychic

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cheating Death.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"