Mystery Chasers Gifts

"Now how did she know?"

'Are your ears burning?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"Try thinking about something else."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

How they did it . . .

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I get it!"