Mystery Chasers Pillows

"Now how did she know?"

'Are your ears burning?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"Try thinking about something else."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '