Mummy Chasers Pillows

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"When did she start crawling?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Now how did she know?"

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Mummy!

Museum.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

The Mummy Returns.

"Quit moving"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Have you seen my Mummy?"