Mummy Chasers Pillows

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"When did she start crawling?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Now how did she know?"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

"Mummy!

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

Museum.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

The Mummy Returns.

"Quit moving"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

"Have you seen my Mummy?"