Mummy Maniacs Pillows

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Love Hurts

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

Mummy Tourists

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

The Mummy Returns.

Lox Ness Monster

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'