Mummy Fanatic Pillows

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Mummy Tourists

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"How many times have I told you to replace the roll when you get to the end?"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Pyramids

Mummy Train Driver

Night of the Zombonies.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'