Mummy Myth Lovers Pillows

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

David and Goliath.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Mummy Musician

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Mummy!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Tourists

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

Today's Mothers Day!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"