Mummy Mythology Admirer Pillows

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Echoes at Killarney

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Naming that Impala

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Mummy!

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

China Launches Lunar Rover

Cornucopia

Museum.

Baby Brunhilde

Mummy Tourists

Vampire Umbrella

Mummy Musician

"You never know what will catch on!"

Park and Ride dilema

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."