Mummy Admirer Pillows

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

Mummy Musician

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Tourists in Egypt

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Love a Mutt

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Rodin's Thinker.

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halloween Selfie

History of Cartooning.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Statue of Liberty

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Museum.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'