Mummy Lover Pillows

Great. Another bandage.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Mummy!

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Musician

Mummy Tourists

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'