Mummy Lover Pillows

Great. Another bandage.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Museum.

Today's Mothers Day!

Mummy Tourists

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Musician

"Mummy!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'