Mummy Enthusiasts Pillows

I'm beginning to think this wasn't a mummification, but a bathroom incident gone horribly wrong.

'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Mummy Tourists

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Today's Mothers Day!

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Musician

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Mummy!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'