Mummy Enthusiasts Prints

'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Tourists

"Mummy!

Mummy Musician

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

Museum.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.