Mummy Fans Prints

Mummy Mousehole

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Musician

"Mummy!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.