Mummy Myth Lovers Prints

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Halloween Selfie

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

David and Goliath.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Mummy!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Mummy Tourists

Mummy Musician

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

Today's Mothers Day!

"I've had my eye on you for some time"