Mummy Mystery Lover Pillows

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Tourists in Egypt

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I spy with my little eye…"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'