Mummy Mystery Lover Pillows

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Tourists in Egypt

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Treasure Island Book.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'