Mummy Detective Pillows

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

Mummy Musician

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"If you need anything just wink."

The Mummy Returns.

Gone to Lunch.

2 mummies...

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Have you seen my Mummy?"