Mummy Hunter Pillows

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Mummy!

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"If you need anything just wink."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The Mummy Returns.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Le Roi Kong