Mummy Hunter Gifts

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Halloween Selfie

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Mummy!

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"If you need anything just wink."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Mummy Returns.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Mummies busking.

'He was an evil king.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser