Mummy Enthusiast Gifts

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"He's not here, he's on a curse"

"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'And this is believed to be the head of the Pharaoh's bureaucracy!'

'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Please Help!

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Halloween Selfie

"Mummy!

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Mummy Charmer

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"Do you have anything for flaky skin. . . ?"

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

"Didn't we go to university together? I studied medicine and you've obviously become an expert on pharaohs, haha!"

Mummy Poo

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

It was the 1980s. I'd hitched a ride to the desert sands of Iraq in search of adventure. There, in the ancient ruins of Nimrud, I saved a beautiful archaeologist from the reanimated mummy of an ancient Assyrian warrior. That, little buddy, led to Randy "The Rock" Taylor's very first roll in the hay. That's what made Nimrud famous? That, and some other stuff, I guess.

Stop complaining - Lots of kids have to wear hand-me-downs.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"This must be the one causing all the controversy."

Drawing of ancient golfer

Mummy with a broken leg...

The Mummy Returns.

'Have you decided which country to specialize in - China, Egypt, Peru, Israel?' 'Yes, I'm opting for the mummy track.'

'We're keeping you under wraps until we can figure out what to do with you.'

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'