Mystery Hunter Gifts

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

The Mystery Deepens

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

Painting of hand pointing,

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"What books? I haven't seen any books."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Cheating Death.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.