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"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Halloween Selfie

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Tourists

Mummy Musician

Museum.

"Mummy!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"If you need anything just wink."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

The Mummy Returns.

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

Gone to Lunch.

2 mummies...

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

Mummies busking.

"Have you seen my Mummy?"