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"They were so close. Imagine what they could've accomplished if they had invented silver duct tape."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'There's an imposter among us!'

Archaeologists discover a football

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Homes on Holmes"