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'Museum was broken into last night, Ben. Know anything about it?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

hard-boiled egg...

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

A boy acting suspiciously

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes