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'Museum was broken into last night, Ben. Know anything about it?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

hard-boiled egg...

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."