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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"It's a list of possible side effects."