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"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

hard-boiled egg...

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes