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'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

E=mc2.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Cometh the Cow!

"What's all this?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Sea Monster

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.