Mummy Impersonator Pillows

"If you need anything just wink."

Tourists in Egypt

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Bee costume

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Mummy Beggar

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

It's more than a mike!

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

Lion Costume

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Musician

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!